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Человечество смеясь расстается со своим прошлым и с плачем со своим будущим
Враг моего врага - мой враг!
Маньяку предложили на выбор миллион долларов или электрический стул, а он отказался. Чистая, незамутненная душа!
Читал Конституцию, на ум пришло слово - конститутка. Все же навевает оно праведные смысловые оттенки. А выражение политическая конститутка прекрасно характеризует настоящего политика.
В руках палача плетка хлещет аки язык острослова. Бо палач есть острослов дела.
Можно ли испортить бочку дегтя ложкой меда? А вообще, можно ли испортить бочку ложкой?
Ибаццo в презервативе, это все равно, что нюхать. Красивый образ: "цветы в противогазе".
Разница между алмазом и бриллиантом: Алмаз органичен, а бриллиант ограничен.
У войны недетское лицо кавказской национальности.
Шедевр - это осознание совершенства прекрасного, данное нам в ощущениях.
Цепочка "Логика - риторика - бой на кулаках". В обратную строну как правило не работает. Причем слово риторика можно заменить на слово истерика. Смысл остается тот же.
Логика заканчивается там, где начинают проводить параллели между неизоморфными системами. С этого момента начинается риторика (истерика).
Выражение: гуглить Яндексом.
Вариант надгробной надписи: Водитель автобуса оказался шарлатаном.
Прочитал: "моя мама умерла за неделю до моего рождения", вместо "моя мама умерла за неделю до моего дня рождения" и мне стало как-то не по себе.
Бой. Танк едет прямо на вражеского пехотинца с гранатой. Резко тормозит. Из танка высовывается голова в шлеме: - Куда под колеса прешь, разява? Не видишь что ли, я еду? Пехотинец ошалело смотрит на танкиста. Танкист продолжает: - Что зеньки-то вылупил? Проходи давай! Пехотинец смущенно прячет гранату за спину и быстро уходит.
Фраза: "зато есть что вспомнить", натолкнула меня на мысль, как ни странно, о смысле жизни. Человек живет для того, чтобы было потом, что вспомнить.
Песенка о карме: Эх раз, да еще раз, да еще много-много раз. Эх раз, да еще раз. Все не так как надо.
Оптимист - это тот, кто разбрасывает камни, а пессимист - тот, кто их собирает.
Бить рыбой об лед.
Высечь мрамором.
Неча на веник пенять, коли пол не метен.
74 года не выносили сор из избы, а виноваты оказались совки.
В Тулу со своим самоваром, все равно, что в Тамбов со своим волком.
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Стрелялся в висок. Промахнулся. Шутка. Я никогда не промахиваюсь.
Читать стихи в переводе, это все равно, что нюхать кокаин в противогазе. А ибацца в презервативе, это все равно, что читать стихи в переводе.
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Рецепторы русского языка (ТМ)
Однажды я метал бисер. Метал. Метал... А потом отошел от зеркала.
Женщины - это энергетические вампиры. Они буквально сосут мужскую энергию.
Клоун Бим (запыхавшись). Поспешишь - людей насмешишь.
Девушка колет юношу булавкой. Юноша одергивает руку. Девушка. А, я знала, что ты именно так отреагируешь!
Юноша. Трудно искать смысл между строк, особенно, если его там нет. Девушка. Что ты хотел этом сказать?
- Это тот самый повар, который скрестил хлеб с помидором? - Да, еще он клонировал манную кашу и запретил аборты среди соусов. За это он репрессирован и правильно сделан.
"Я выступаю в роли адвоката дьявола" - сказал сатанист, защищая Бога.
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Гюльчатай - самый известный виртуал советского кино
За детьми нужен глаз да глаз, а за животными зуб да зуб.
Король - голый, квадрат - черный.
Художника обидеть может каждый, а вот скульптора уже не каждый.
Б е с п о л е з н о. Народ не искореним.
Назвался груздем, по волосам не плачь, а снявши голову, положи в кузов.
...а назвали его в честь тезки - Тезка
Грань между жидким стулом и газами иллюзорна - одно плавно переходит в другое, как щебенка плавно переходит в песок, как жаркое дыхание влюбленного гипертоника плавно переходит в прединсультное состояние.
Служба в армии форматирует мозги, как компьютер новую дискету, от чего все дискеты становятся о д и н а к о в ы м и. Однако, неотформатированная дискета вообще не работает.
Смех умного человека скрывает внутреннюю трагедию. Дурак же смеется с открытым сердцем. Дурак ближе к Богу. А умный - к Истине.
Убил бы кого-то, ограбил, изнасиловал, растлил, подставил, развел, оклеветал, да не могу. Противозаконно это, а я закона боюсь.
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"Крысы, крысочки мои, грызунчики мелкие, вернитесь, я все прощу" - кричал корабельный повар.
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